Posts by Golden Girl

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Your Most Embarrassing Injury!

by whyamihere in

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i want to know for a good laugh!.

onetime(in band camp) i was rushing to get to work and i was really late.

i got there and i forgot my hand bag in the car.

Golden Girl

Orangefat cat..those are so funny..painful but funny!

When I was about 7 months pregnant We (Hubby , my father in law, and I )were cleaning a rug that we had put in the back yard to clean..they told me to sweep it and they would hold it..well I started sweeping and then I started farting!..Not just once..like a freight train..and the more the baby kicked the more I farted.. hubby and his dad was laughing so hard tears were rolling down their faces and they were clutching their stomachs..I could not stop!..So I decided maybe I could close it off!..I grabbed my butt and squeezed it..didn't work..made a squeeking noise..then they were on the ground rolling..my face was so red..if it was just me and hubby it would have been OK..but my Father in law..I knew I would never live that down..and I didn't..they told everyone about it for years..

And the first cake I made for hubby..I had to mix it by hand and use an ancient gas stove..well it turned out as hard as a rock..so I put it in the pantry till I could get to the trash..

Well I had forgot about it and his dad came to visit a few days later..hubby had found the cake and pulled it out..it had green mokd all over it!..He showed it to his dad and said"Want some cake dad?"..I wanted to kill him..never lived that one down either..men can be so cruel!

The Snoozy..

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emotionless

by carla in

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is it normal for one who is a somewhat new convert to become emotionless?

maybe that's not quite the right word, but, husband just doesn't seem to care when there is a problem in the house with one of us.

he will just say things like, 'well, i'm sorry you feel that way' and nothing more!!!

Golden Girl

I always knew when hubby came home from a meeting it would take a few hours for him to "Join" me again..the same when he visited his JW mom and I didn't go with him. He always came home with an attitude!

He would be so far away..it was very lonesome. Being alone yet not being alone..

I just learned to live with it..and all the holier than tho speechs that came with him when he got home..He was such a good boy..he went to the meeting!..

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I have friends in high places...

by kaykay_mp in

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i just got this e-mail today from a "suha arafat" , the wife of the late yasser arafat.

it's probably one of those nigerian scams.

hmm, if my husband died, i don't know if i would be in a position to be giving my money away.. god, don't they get it by now that we're not falling for this?

Golden Girl

Do not give me out to security?..Sure..O.K...I'll even give you my account number at my bank so you can deposit your funds...

Calling the bank the next day...What do you mean my balance is zero?.........

I wonder if there are still people naive enough to do this?

Hubby probably would have..he really believed he could make $1,000. a week stuffing envelopes!

Snoozy...

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Your Most Embarrassing Injury!

by whyamihere in

jw
friends

i want to know for a good laugh!.

onetime(in band camp) i was rushing to get to work and i was really late.

i got there and i forgot my hand bag in the car.

Golden Girl

Oh yeah..then there was the time we got caught in the backseat of a car in the park..doing it!.(park Ranger).You go into total shock when they tap on the car window and you don't think anyones around! I think they sit there with binoculars until just the right minute and then pounce on you!..Dirty old men! Never wanted to go back to that park! Hubby went out and talked to them while I got dressed..women have it tough! Men just unzip!..(Carefully)

The we fell asleep in the back seat (again) of the car at a drive in movie..about 3 A.M. someone again tapped on the window and scared the pitooey out of us! We were the only car left in the drive in..(At least we were dressed that time!)

Never wanted to go back there again either!.. (Until we got a different car)

Snoozy..funny..the older you get..the more stories you got..but some of the ones from younguns here are pretty funny!

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Your Most Embarrassing Injury!

by whyamihere in

jw
friends

i want to know for a good laugh!.

onetime(in band camp) i was rushing to get to work and i was really late.

i got there and i forgot my hand bag in the car.

Golden Girl

I love that little laughing smilie!

Where did you get it from?

Well..one of the most embarrasing moments was getting a black eye. Hubby and I were camping with some other witnesses and we were sleeping in tents..well I rolled over to wake up hubby and he rolled over and hit me in the eye with his elbow..it was only a matter of minutes that my eye turned black and blue..why does everyone thing you get black eyes from a fist?

I took a lot of heat from that..and it was embarrasing because we were the perfect married couple and they kept teasing us about fighting..God..what a wimp I was!

And my poor daughter fell on a bar on a jungle gym her leg sliipped when climbing and she straddled the bar from quite a distance and bruised her pelvic area so bad she couldn't pee..it burned too bad..
I took her to the Pediatrician (sp)and he had to examine her there..she covered her head she was so embarrased.I felt so bad for her.. she was about 11 at the time. She had to sit in water to go pee for a while..I always wondered if she was still a virgin..she really fell hard..she was black and blue all over that area..she couldn't do much for a while because she couldn't walk!

Then my other daugter and her younger brother were playing when they were little(He 3 her 5) . She always liked to play like she was a doggie and would crawl around on all fours and growl..(Wierd kid) but my son loved it! Well she was growling and came up to him and bit him right on his penis..he screamed and came running..I examined it and it had teeth marks on it and was bleeding. Well..I took him to the Dr to make sure everything was OK but it sure was embarassing telling him how it happened..he already though I was stupid from another incident! The Medicine and the eye incident!..That's another story..I already told it somewhere...

Snoozy..

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Smoking and JWS

by gringojj in

Golden Girl

Can you just picture the Indians sitting in the T.P's smoking those pipes..getting in touch with the "Spirit worlds?

Then a JW knocks on their T.P. and says...Bad...Bad..no do!

Then they would Char-Broil him?

Snoozy...

ps..I wanted to add..when I went to my JW Father in laws memorial at the KH in Sullivan Mo., there was a "Brother" standing on the porch smoking a cig in broad saylight..people were standing next to him chatting with him.I questioned my JW mother in law about it and she said..oh it's OK..he's trying to quit!..Yeah..he couldn't even go an hour without one..and doing it right on the porch of the K.H.

That was about 6 years ago..course they are a very tolerant KH..They do a lot of things that would be a big No No here!

Snoozy again...

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WT and the UN........again

by jula71 in

i hate to be beating a dead horse, but i just took a good look at the timing of the guardian article and the date the jw's left the un as a ngo.

i was blown away by it !!!

the article came out on oct. 8, 2001....and the jw's wrote a letter to the un to terminate it's association with it on oct. 9..the very next day!!!!

Golden Girl

I don't know why this post reminded me of Bill Clinton...Honest..it's not what it seems!..

Snoozy...who wonders if anyone EVER got an answer on this from a JW?

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WT and the UN........again

by jula71 in

i hate to be beating a dead horse, but i just took a good look at the timing of the guardian article and the date the jw's left the un as a ngo.

i was blown away by it !!!

the article came out on oct. 8, 2001....and the jw's wrote a letter to the un to terminate it's association with it on oct. 9..the very next day!!!!

Golden Girl

They never were too smart!

EvilForce..are you going to show your Dad "The Ram Factory" next?

How they own 50 percent of it..helping to build bombs?

Snoozy...I would love to hear what your Dad's answer will be..if you ever get one..

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5/23/05 KM Article "Jehovah's Day is Near"

by TheListener in

to be covered during service meetings week of 5/23/05.. q&a.

1. christians ardently desire the coming of jehovah's day, through which he will destroy the present system of things and usher in a new world of righteousness.

(2 peter 3:12,13, ftn.

Golden Girl

So they changed their "Teachings" again...........and again......must be that darn.."New light"

Thanks for posting the articles..

Snoozy..now I don't need to shake in fear when the UN falls...

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Were you told you had to tolerate things as a test?

by LongHairGal in

(i made a thread like this but it seemed to have gotten lost).

i got in some heated discussions years ago over what i would and would not tolerate from people with regard to abuse on a personal level.

we were always fed the line that we should forgive our brother, etc.

Golden Girl

So I guess when the disfellowshipping comittee comes calling..we could say..OK..I am tolerating YOU..this is a test right?

No really..didn't it seem like you were the one doing all the tolerating?

Putting up with the sarcastic remarks of others if you weren't doing something exactly as they thought it should be done?

Not placing enough books and mags..not having enough book studies..and reviewing the talk you just gave in front of everyone..Especially if you screwed up and ran over...How embarrasing was that!

Your kids not behaving the proper way..not pioneering when your kids entered school...they could complain about everything..those are the ones still in..us ones that did the tolerating had enough!..We left!..

Snoozy...of the "Free and Clear" class now!

I just thought of something else..after I left the JW's and eventually went to work..I found myself apologising all the time..I don't know why..I guess I though everyone else was better than me and I had to be humble..

Well a co-worker called me on it one time..I didn't even realize I was doing it!

Well I stepped back and realized..hey..I don't have to do this anymore..and a big smile came on my face!

Snoozy again..